Listen To Miss Chastity Ranch's Single 'Cops And Robbers'

Funky novelty-pop number 'Cops and Robbers' has surfaced from a mystery Auckland-based Bandcamp project under the moniker Miss Chastity Ranch. The lone track has a delightful '70s bubblegum sound and anti-cop lyrics along the lines of "He is a cog in a machine that's run a thousand years" and "If you are queer then he will hurt you just for being alive". An anonymous source revealed via the UTR hotline that 'Cops and Robbers' was recorded across three different flat bubbles, and there may be more music to come. Miss Chastity Ranch's Bandcamp page features the words "Uniforms Devour the Poor", an image of agent Lady Penelope, and a banner photo of a 1987 Playmobil ranch set. Although investigations into these clues have been inconclusive, the upbeat, pig-hating tune needs no context to garner repeat listens...